THERE IS NO DOG.

Welcome to "There Is No Dog". This is where I uncork my ears and pour wine into your eyes.


Friday, March 27, 2009

Disney Quest's Ironic Slogan


"Virtual" fun...

Think very closely about the literal definition of that, Disney.

~Kip

Gallery Piece

This song is incredible, please listen to it.

of Montreal - "Gallery Piece"


"I want to be your love
I want to make you cry
And sweep you off your feet

I want to hurt your pride
I want to slap your face
I want to paint your nails
I want to make you scream
I want to braid your hair
I want to kiss your friends
I want to make you laugh
I want to dress the same
I want to defend you
I want to squeeze your thighs
I want to kiss your eyelids
And corrupt your dreams

I want to crash your car
I want to scratch your cheeks
I want to make you sick
I want to sell you out
Want to expose your flaws

I want to steal your things
I want to show you off
I want to tell you lies
I want to write you books
I want to turn you on
I want to make you cum
200 times a day

I want to dry your tears
Every time you're sad
I want to be what's happening
I want to be your only friend
I only go all the way

This time I'm not pretending
I can't take the trash
Your trashy friends are spreading about us
They got like V.D. personalities
Oh girl, that's so messed up
You see that sculpture on the hill?
That's where she queered me out forever
They're monitoring my subconscious massacres, I know
Bringing it closer to the surface so it's easily pervertable

I want to be a beast
I want to make you proud
And play with your head
I want to take you out
Make you feel adored
And buy you everything
I want to hurt you bad
Make you paranoid
And say the sweetest things
I want to help you grow
And for eternity
I want to be your what's happening
What's happening"

In other news, look at this picture I found on the internets.


~Kip

He Who Is Not There



THERE IS NO DOG (Non c'รจ un Cane)
Francesco Canguillo - Synthesis of Night

CHARACTER
HE WHO IS NOT THERE
Road at night, cold, deserted.
A dog crosses the street.

CURTAIN
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Today in Dramatic Literature, we were introduced to Futurism.

And it rules.

The play above you is a futurist play.

It inspired me to create a blog that rules even half as much as futurism, and that's just as pretentious!

SOLIEKLETZGO


A lot of authors write those six-word stories. Hemingway's is probably the most famous one:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

LOOK AT MEEEEE! I'M HEMINGWAY! I'M SAYING A LOT BY SAYING A LITTLE AND AM AN ENORMOUS FAGGOT! MY APPROACH TO WRITING IS SIMPLISTIC AND I SUCK COCK! "A CLEAN, WELL-LIGHTED PLACE" IS AN EXISTENTIAL MASTERPIECE AND I HAVE SEX WITH MEN IN MY BUTTHOLE!

That's you. That's what you sound like, Hemingway.



Here's my take on the six-word story:

- "He spilled. She mopped. Still red."



Now here's my take on the six-word story after a few hours on the internet:

- "Tom fell down, he has vertigo."

- "Coke zero. Tastes like coke?! REVOLT!"

- "Bye, mom! Have fun... Hello, penis."

- "For sale: ugly baby, big feet." (unauthorized sequel to Hemingway's)

- "For sale: baby shoes, fuck Hemingway."

- "My real dad let me... Sucker."


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~Kip