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Tuesday, May 5, 2009


Note: The first portion of this blog is presented in xXhardcoreXx as part of our cultural diversity program. We here at "There Is No Dog" appreciate all cultures and customs from our youth's many music scenes, be they punk, hardcore, emo, hipster, trendster, scenester, friendster, one fish, two fish, red fish, 8700 f154, or even good.

Episode One: A Nu Hope

*Put on xXglaSSesXx nau*







*Take off xXglaSSessXx nau*

Episode Two: Hawaiian Ho-Down!!

Ska is a very interesting type of music. It must be respected. Not only must it be respected, it must be worshiped. When's the last time you sacrified a virgin to the Skaddess? She's lord over all the skas and skevens. Her voice is quite commanding, as she speaks in a mighty mighty boss-tone.

Also, fuck ska.

On a serious note, I haven't felt like myself lately. I assumed coming home for a week before Summer A would be like as it always had, where the cloud of psychosis dissipates and I'm back to myself for a bit.

That didn't happen this time.

I now have nowhere to go where my paranoia and insecurities don't follow suit.

I'm going to try going to orlando this weekend and seeing how that works for me.

Also, I'm working on a stand-up act I hope to have a rough, performance-ready cut ready for some workshopping by the end of the month at least.

Heil Jesus.