THERE IS NO DOG.

Welcome to "There Is No Dog". This is where I uncork my ears and pour wine into your eyes.


Sunday, September 25, 2011

This Is What You Get

That Radiohead song "Fitter Happier"? That song is good at evoking a mood but I mean COME ON! Not even COME ON about anything in particular, but just COME ON!

Fitter Happier? MORE LIKE SHITTER CRAPPYER!

Like, I like the song and I don't even know what I'm talking about here and I'm just kind of typing this for no discernible reason but COME ON!

I can do like 100x better!

"Fitterer Happiererest" by Kip LaCombe,

"FITTERER
HAPPIEREREST
MORE LIKE A DOG
MADE OF SORROW
OR, LIKE, DREAMS, OR SOMETHING WEIRD
WHICHEVER SOUNDS WEIRDER
CHOOSE OUT OF THOSE LAST TWO
SOMETHING ABOUT ANTIBIOTICS
I LIKE FRANZ KAFKA
TOM YORKE AND LIKE THE MATRIX
PIGS INSIDE OF STUFF
SHUT UP, CARL
I HATE YOU, CARL
CARL IS AN IDIOT
FUCK CARL
MORE PRODUCTIVE
DAILY ROUTINES ARE IMPORTANT
NEVER WASHING SPIDERS DOWN THE PLUGHOLE
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
DO PEOPLE DO THAT
THAT MIGHT BE A THING PEOPLE DO IN WHICH CASE I'M SORRY
SHUT THE FUCK UP, CARL
ANDROIDS WHO KNOW HOW TO LOVE
BUT NOT HOW TO LOVE
LIKE, IT'S A RIDDLE
IT'S A FUCKING RIDDLE, CARL
CARL I'M GONNA WASH YOU DOWN THE PLUGHOLE
A PIG ON ANTIBIOTICS
THAT'S WHY WE SHOULD ALL SHOP AT WHOLE FOODS
FUCK CARL."

Thank you.

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