THERE IS NO DOG.

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Saturday, June 30, 2012

Unbridled

My tooth hurts a lot. Not the normal kind of a lot, like the kind of lot where you park cars and shit, but the kind that measures how much of something. You should have figured that out from the context clues. You're a fucking idiot, Bloggie McEveryteen. I'm sorry I'm being so verbally abusive but I just want the best for you, as your blogfather.

I smoke an average of two days a week, but I also average two packs a week.
Beer is an acceptable substitute for both food and better beer.

How much modesty do you think exists in a completely unforced, unfeigned form? Probably something like 20% of all modesty.

My tooth hurts a lot. Not the normal kind of a lot, like the kind of lot where you park cars and shit, but the kind that measures how much of something. You should have figured that out from the context clues. You're a fucking idiot, Bloggie McEveryteen. I'm sorry I'm being so verbally abusive but I just want the best for you, as your blogfather.

I smoke an average of two days a week, but I also average two packs a week.
Beer is an acceptable substitute for both food and better beer.

How much modesty do you think exists in a completely unforced, unfeigned form? Probably something like 20% of all modesty.

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